understanding the laws of the universe
Sunday, April 30th, 2006tee’s piping stopped working last night, and she called our favorite e.r. doc first thing in the morning. turned out the radiologist on call at rvmc could see her right away, between 10 and 10:30. okay. we understand that when the drainage system is completely nonfunctional, it is Very Bad News, so we prepared to go to the hospital so as to be able to check in if it became necessary.
and we’ve made the hospital hajj enough times that (through successive approximations) we have worked out a pretty good algorithm. i know what needs to go in the overnight bag, and what accessories we’re going to wish we had, and that it’s very important to bring snacky treats and something to read, because hospitals are Like That.
we calmly gathered stuff up, and we both took showers, because it’s one fewer thing to be randomly annoyed about, and then we got in the car with an amount of time tee judged inadequate to the trip. it’s roughly 50 miles, and we had less than 45 minutes.
a few years back, i paid a lot of attention to hawks. i like their style: they find the thermal, and then they just stay up for hours, steering by the merest flick of a feather. it seemed to me i’d spent my entire life flapping my wings: i aspired to a more hawklike mode of living (but without, of course, the mouse-based diet).
we got in the car, and i found the thermal, and we got to the hospital just as eileen was striding up to the front door. i didn’t drive like a crazy person. i didn’t scare tee half to death. i didn’t even bait any of the possibly lurking state troopers. i just found the thermal.
and the nice doctor took a picture of tee and her tubing, and flushed it out a couple of times, and lo and behold, it runneth again. he didn’t need to change anything, she didn’t need a new tube, she could go now. easy. simple. eileen joined us for a lovely lunch at mcgrath’s, and we came on home.
where we were met by another of tee’s favorite people. i stood down, lay down, and had a nice, long, refreshing nap. i’m pretty sure tee did too.
the moral of the story is: if you’re prepared for the worst, the worst often finds you boring, and finds somebody else to pick on.

